Table of Contents
  • The Anya's Temporal Parameters
  • The Anya Canon Episode Appearances
  • The Anya's Closet
  • Venture Variety Hour Original Episodes
  • Character Dynamics

What is the VVH?

The VVH- Venture Variety Hour- is the name of my self-insert universe set in The Venture Brothers! A weird, grody, uncomfortable, and very fun cartoon series from Adult Swim. The nickname, coined by my bestie, stems from the amount of times I wrote and shared my own little episodes.

Why is the VVH?

I don't know...I still remember going, "God. Anything but This." when I caught myself first developing my yume for the series. But I'm here nonetheless.

Basics Of The Anya's Temporal Anomaly


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The Anya doesn't need to eat, drink, or sleep the same way natural residents of the universe do. It eats a full meal maybe once every three days, sleeps five hours per night, and fluid intake fluctuates based on the day or week it may be having. All intensive physical labor requires more and immediate nutrients than a laid-back day of hanging around. Vitamins and Nutritious drinks are a constant, moreso than the meals or snacks.

That's not to say it's always a boon. Healing takes far longer naturally, and its body's filtration system seems to work on its own time. Drugs and Substances of any kind, recreational, medical, or attack-form, take almost eight times as long to wear off than it would back in its own universe. Not good when it needs to be busy and working- doubly so for injuries. There ARE workarounds for injuries- a plasma-based substance developed in part thanks to CT, is a good fix. Inject-ables, topical solutions and sprays, as long as the fluid is open to the wound and applied directly as possible, it works. That being said, it comes with its own setback of being hard on the body. The Anya’s body still needs nutritional intake to work, as mentioned before. Healing from wounds requires far more sleep to help process the aforementioned additives.

It's near impossible to predict when a blip is going to happen. The closest thing to a blip prediction is when The Anya begins to feel particularly dizzy. It itself has described the feeling as "All the walls and floors beginning to melt, almost like a smear tool being used on the visible world." Subsequent vision loss and state of syncope follow. There's no physical trail or phenomena observed, other than the inexplicable stumble and disappearing within the blink of an eye.

The Anya does not tend to land on its feet, much like how it takes off in an uncoordinated state. The Anya does not always land within the same space it left, either. It could theoretically blip out of the swimming pool in the compound in a beautiful 2003 summer and land in the middle of 1909's New York, in Winter. Extreme example aside, the only other consistent parameter of blipping is that The Anya solely travels back in time. Not once has it stumbled forward into the near, or distant, future.

The Anya has gone through a good few rounds of temporal backtraveling by the time the mid-seasons roll around. Once being around the time Rusty first started hiring Brock, and another hauntingly fateful trip to 1968.

Blip time does not function the same as present day time. For Example- The Anya, while in the Just Hired Brock era, spent four days time at the old compound. Reportedly, it only took a half day to go find it and bring it back to current time- which brings us to the topic of Finding The Anya.

Finding The Anya is as simple and tedious as firing up the time machine, checking each year in reverse for a signal on its VenTech Communicator, and pinning down its location once a hit is received. This time spent searching, of course, is determined by the state of the time machine being used. We have seen very well that it tends to break, and needs repair. It took a week of fixing the machine up to go grab The Anya from 1967, the FIRST time it blipped out, of which it states it spent three weeks time in the past.

The Anya should be so lucky the only time it fell into dire circumstances, the Venture Gang finds it fast. The Cambrian Era was as generous as it was terrifying for the hour it spent alone on the coast of Late Cambrian Siberia.

The Anya Canon Episode Appearances


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VVH Original Episodes


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Chain Reaction

A few months into its employment under Dr.Venture, The Anya begins to wax along its second-most infrequent and oddly long menstrual cycle since it started its tenure. The boys happen to overhear its griping and subsequent discussion of potentially hiring Conjectural Technologies to give it a look-over. (The Anya certainly can't go to any normal hospital or medical practice, as it legally does not exist. Nobody wants to be contending with potential legal interference- not to mention a guaranteed hefty bill. It's simply more convenient this way.)

Dean decides that The Anya's woes and pain are a punishment from God for not having a baby. The solution the boys come up with for this religious misunderstanding? Dig around in Brock's room for the 'super secret spy gear' Hank insists he spotted in there once. Said 'spy gear' to be used to its fullest potential is a pair of handcuffs. It's revealed that, at this point, the boys are still under the impression that babies are made by holding hands.

Unfortunately for those around, the boys are able to enact the second stage of their grand and heroic plan. Slapping the handcuffs onto Dr. Venture and The Anya as they're deep in conversation over the kitchen's coffee pot proves easy. Eventually, they'll hold hands and have a baby on the way! It's for your own good, we're saving the both of you!- they say. (The potentiality of The Anya becoming a more solidified mother figure is yet another hopeful facet thrown onto the thing.)

To everyone's chagrin, before a specific "Hell From Dad" breaks loose, some B-list solo practitioner villains attack the compound. Brock is NOT in said compound at that moment in time...there's some hard liquor to be had, and tits that need some ones and fives in them elsewhere. It takes a while longer than usual for his "Brock Senses" to kick in.

There's little time to waste waiting for Brock, and the inhabitants of the compound scatter. The boys run off one way, and the tethered duo another. Not the ideal plan, as The Anya would prefer to keep the boys in sight to ensure their safety. Alas. There is a more important Venture the thing has signed up to keep alive and well.

This episode is a showcase of how The Anya is learning to keep up with the Venture lifestyle, and a look into the system it's already begun to build for itself in the compound. Dr.Venture is shocked to learn that not only does The Anya stash loaded firearms within the decor and structure of the place, but that it hides cash money around for the boys to find. "An enriching and exploration encouraging task" is how it justifies the act. Dr.Venture is primarily upset that he wasn't, in fact, getting lucky when he found a few of those dollars by chance. How could it lead him on like that, and for so long? And what of the money itself? You're giving him -and the boys- his own money?! Of course, The Anya doesn't get paid for its work, and instead makes most of its pocket money on the side through freelance, so it isn't Dr.Venture's money at all. This does little to sooth the upset. Typical Rusty.

Chaos ensues as The Anya and Dr.Venture attempt to drag one another to the lab, hoping to find bolt cutters, a laser, a saw- anything to break the chain and unlink themselves. They don't make it very far- having to dodge bullets, The Anya whipping Rusty around by their chains, and fighting back keeps them away from their goal. At the very least, Rusty doesn't crank and bitch when The Anya has to human-shield him and take on any potential harm. Oh no, being pressed flat into a corner or to the ground with fat tits at the other end? Against his stupid bald head at one point, potentially? Maybe the handcuffs aren't as egregious as he'd initially thought. Mind you, he'd prefer a different kind of 'jerking around' to go along with it.

In the short post-credits scene, after Brock takes care of the villains and wrangles everyone back together, it's revealed the handcuffs come off with a simple harsh press of a levered handle into the spring lock. The boys rejoice in their typical "Go team Venture!" style, while Dr.Venture and The Anya stand there looking sheepish and stupefied.


The Anya's Closet


Party Outfit

Obtained in Season Two, Episode 11, Featured in Now Museum, Operation P.R.O.M and uhhh others I don't rember right nowwww.

The Centipede

The Anya's Supervillain Persona. The Centipede Revels in pointless violence...so scary! It likes to threaten to turn into Cenitpede when having lighthearted arguments with others.

The RustNya Records

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