Lefthand Side-

• Undeserved gratefulness toward the attention Dude continues to give it. It's happy it isn't managing to push him away- Or to lose the sense of appeal it has, no matter how minute it may potentially be.
• Finds immense comfort and solace in the constant push and pull of their interpersonal relationship. Enjoys the distance the absence of labels creates. Not lovers. Not friends. Not acquaintences. Not strangers. Just two miserable, fundamentally broken people.
• Also enjoys how hot and funny and handsome he is.
• And that he lets it play with his guns.
• And how he smells.
• And how his smile looks.
• And how mean he is.
• And how nice it is to hear him laugh.
• And how his chest moves when he breathes. And how he looks when he's standing around. And how stupidly cartoonish and absurd he acts. And how he likes to hang out. And how he thinks its name is legitimately "Girlthing".

Righthand Side-

• Annoyed by the BPD fits, despite how Girlthing has a hold on it most of the time.
• In a similar vein, he holds little patience and compassion for Girlthing's paranoid delusions. It's easier to get it to brush off a hallucination than it is to deal with its "The Night Sky Is Going To Take Me And Me Alone" issue. No, he is NOT going to hold its hand the entire way to its house. [Not unless it gets him another one of those coffees.]
• Makes a big deal out of it at first, but ends up liking Girlthing's stank perfume. The blood and piss give him some kind of pavlov half-chub.
• Likes its "Dude's Free Punching Bag" lifestyle.
• Initially saw Girlthing as a boring, square, goodie-two-shoes normie who's a little *too* desperate to seem edgy and hardcore. Sometimes he still does- and he's somewhat right about it.
• Enjoys the nonstop nipple peek from Girlthing's ardent refusal to wear a bra.
• Girlthing also doesn't bitch about having to listen to Nickelback. Digs some of its music taste- whoopee. No more bartering. :) [Holds a grudge over the fact that Girlthing won't let him borrow its nice CDs anymore.]
• Forgot he was the one who coined it as "Girlthing".

Middle from Top to Bottom-

• → Has sex with Dude by means of violence and psychological torment.
• ← Just wants to get his dick wet.
• ← Will make it worse because he Doesn't Give A Fuck.
• ← Psychotic and Schizoaffective. →
• ← Active Suicide Pact.*But not really. Dude WILL wither dome himself alone, or just kill me/get me killed. →
• → Is doing horribly and will get worse because it refuses to cut Dude out of its life in any real shape or form.
• → Projects onto him and feels they're MFEO.*Made For Each Other.
• ← Knows- He finds it to be insulting, but uses it to his advantage.